ME: Good Afternoon, this is Amber.
CHIRPY VOICE: Hi! This is Bianca with Green Study Survey Company!
ME: (Thinking… Bianca sounds like a recording.)
BIANCA: How are you today?
ME: I’ve been better; I’m currently locked in a meat freezer.
BIANCA: Great! You’re eligible to win a Caribbean vacation!
ME: They’re coming for you next, Bianca.
BIANCA: I’m glad to hear it! Let’s get started!
And I went back to my work and coffee. Now people in Starbucks are giving me the side eye. Thanks, Bianca!