Yeah, this.

(Phone rings)

ME: Good Afternoon, this is Amber.

CHIRPY VOICE: Hi! This is Bianca with Green Study Survey Company!

ME: (Thinking… Bianca sounds like a recording.)

BIANCA: How are you today?

ME: I’ve been better; I’m currently locked in a meat freezer.

BIANCA: Great! You’re eligible to win a Caribbean vacation!

ME: They’re coming for you next, Bianca.

BIANCA: I’m glad to hear it! Let’s get started!

And I went back to my work and coffee. Now people in Starbucks are giving me the side eye. Thanks, Bianca!

Xoxo,

The Momēak

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What the!

What in the world is a Momēak, you ask? Well, let me explain.

It’s one of those fun words to say over and over and over again. Kind of like “mommy”. I don’t hear that nearly enough so I felt compelled to involve “mommy” into my blog name. I’m getting off track, back to business.

A Momēak is a somewhat sane and dedicated taxi driver, nurse, chef, personal shopper, referee, laundry maker, maid, schedule coordinator, outfit matchmaker, homework helping therapist that is not showered, tired, selfless and so full of love! *Disclaimer: all Momēak’s are unique in their own way (this particular one – me – likes to indulge in wine and sweets), but no one better or less than the other.

What kind of Momēak are you or hope to be one day?

Xoxo,

The Momēak